{v.3} :: a mess

Monty Python and The Holy Grail

- subtitles

Mønti Pythøn ik den Hølie Gräilen
Røten nik Akten Di
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majistik møøse
A møøse once bit my sister...
Nø realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responssible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.

Møøse Trained by - Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda
Special Møøse Effects - Olaf Prot
Møøse Costumes - Siggi Churchill
Møøse choreographed by - Horst Prot III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by - Hengst Douglas-Home
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by - Jurgen Wigg
Møøses noses wiped by - Bjørn Irkestøm-Slater Walker
Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'o' Level Geography by - Bo Benn
Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by - Vic Rotter
Antler-care by - Liv Thatcher

The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute

Executive Producer
John Goldstone & 'Ralph' the Wonder Llama
Mark Forstater
Assisted By
Earl J.Llama
Milt Q.Llama III
Sy Llama
Merle Z.Llama IX
Directed by
40 specially trained Ecuadorian Mountain Llamas
6 Venezuelan Red Llamas
142 Mexican Whooping Llamas
14 North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama)
Reg Llama of Brixton
76000 Battery Llamas From 'Llama-Fresh' Farmes Ltd. near Paraguay
Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones

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